No Rent Records Releases Harsh Noise Album From 16 Year Old


No Rent Records has released a new cassette from 16 year old noise musician Jack Honauer. He goes under the name Total Mom and his album is entitled We Fed The Pig My Music. You can stream the album above or via the label's Bandcamp page here. You can also purchase the cassette on the same page. The press release for the album also features thoughts about the album composed by his younger sister:

Total Mom does not deserve the space these tapes will take up in the world. Instead of an awful abomination betraying everything music is supposed to be, a boxset of Seinfeld or a musical birthday card could exist. 

With $10, you could buy a pizza, or your friend a pack of clicky pens, or your dog a nice bone (because it’s what he deserves). Instead, you’re seriously considering throwing it away on the dumb noise a 16 year old (whom I suspect to be simple minded) claims is "music." 

If you buy this tape, you will regret it. Your grandson will feel the shame of it, and so will his grandson, and his grandson, and his grandson, until everyone with half a mind left has uploaded their brain onto a hard drive, no longer has a physical body, and music is a long lost art. Do not make this mistake